August 8, 2011
Rejected eHow Articles: How to Open Peggy Lawton’s Choco-Chip Brand Cookies
Choco-Chips have been a New England favorite for years, but the package is just so darned hard to open. It’s no secret that good ol’ Peggy likes to make her customers work for her tasty treats, but, with these 5 easy … Read more »
August 3, 2011
Rabbits Frighten Larry Buckwrothy
Mr. Buckworthy has never been one for animals. So, when he had a close encounter of the furred kind, needless to say, things didn’t go so well. Larry prefers hypoallergenic children to pets.
August 2, 2011
All Beards Welcome
A meeting between like-minded individuals occurred today. The only requisite for participants was the cultivation and possession of a hearty and honest beard. It was in essence a brood of bristles; a gathering of goatees; a mustering of muttonchops; a … Read more »
July 29, 2011
Asian Man Snaps Photo
In an event that seemed to shock beach-goers at a Cape Cod beach parking lot, an Asian man, later identified to be Seoul, Korea native, Sang-Joon Yoo, reportedly snapped a photo. Several people took notice of the rare occurrence as … Read more »
July 19, 2011
Guest Blog: Netflix Hate, Google+ Love
This guest post comes from Travis of the hilarious blog, Simple Man’s Survival Guide as a series of posts on current events for the United Tech Guys. Travis writes with the purpose of making people laugh, and because his therapist … Read more »